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worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them. ***** Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed ***** One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky ***** Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if I can I can no pretend I got to remember now your just my friend! ***** Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true
 

Love Quotes / Love Sayings / Love SMS,

love quote


One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky..

When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you!

Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!




Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU

Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missing' you

I’m tired of trying, I’m tired of lying, i know I’ve been smiling but inside i’m dying

I love when you look at me, cause I know for a second I crossed your mind

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you

Somewhere there's someone who's dreaming of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely remember it's true, Somebody Somewhere is thinking of you!

Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your love and i'll be your girl. Give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and i'll give you mine

I'll be here when your crying, I'll be here when your laughing, I'll even be here when your dying, cause I wouldn't be living if you weren't here for me

Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love with you!!!

Love Is Like Missing Someone When Ur Apart But Somehow Feeling Warm Inside Bcuz Ur Close In Heart

He holds me when I start to cry, Makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes, dreams, fears, wipes away all my tears, Love him with out regret, I just haven't found him yet

If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart!

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!


If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.

Love builds bridges where there are none.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

Life without love is like a tree without fruit.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.

There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

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Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Inspirational Quotes

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.

Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.



Inspiration and genius–one and the same.

The future depends on what we do in the present.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.

Find something you love to do and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Misery is almost always the result of thinking.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no.

Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window — or break down a door.

Happiness is the best face lift.

Think of the beauty still left around you and be happy.

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you’ll never enjoy the sunshine.

I never need to see the sun again, there enough light in your eyes to light up all the world.

People can live one hundred years without really living a minute.

No Matter what you do there will be critics.

There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again !

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

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Life Quotes / Life Sayings,

life quotes

Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.




God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Our lives are like a candle in the wind.

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.

Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future.

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

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Trust Quotes / Trust Sayings

trust quote

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.



There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.

Who would not rather trust and be deceived?

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough.

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.

There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
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We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values.

For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.

We will be a better country when each religious group can trust its members to obey the dictates of their own religious faith without assistance from the legal structure of their country.

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

He got a corporation mind. He don't believe in nature; he puts his trust and distrust in man.

The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me, never say "I." And that's not because they have trained themselves not to say "I." They don't think "I." They think "we"; they think "team." They understand their job to be to make the team function. They accept responsibility and don't sidestep it, but "we" gets the credit. This is what creates trust, what enables you to get the task done.

Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string.

Our distrust is very expensive.

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.

I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master.

Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.

Love all, trust a few.

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Cute Quotes / Cute Sayings

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Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.



Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!

Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Adults are just kids with money.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.

If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, youre right!

Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

The best proof of love is trust.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Anyone can hate. It costs to love.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Having nothing, nothing can you lose.

Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.

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Friendship Quotes / Friendship SMS

friendship quote

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.



Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy.

To all my friends I love u so..u give me all the strength to grow ...a true friendship will never die unless it is all a lie.

I know at Graduation Day I'm gonna cry, becuz I know I found friends that are true till I die.

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.

Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if I can I can no pretend I got to remember now your just my friend!

True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them, but they're always there

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

A road to a friend’s house is never long.

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

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Funny Quotes / Funny SMS

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I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

There are more fish in the sea but watch out for the sharks




If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom

Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced

B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute, Humorous

My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I don’t talk to myself anymore

Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume

Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power

When I Walk In The Room All The guys Look In My Direction... But Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Perfection

Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night

Why is it i must climb thousands of mountains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!

Friends are 4ever, Guyz are whatever, When worst comez 2 worst, My girlz come 1st

Flirting isn't a sin... it's a hobby

Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer?

Once you go black you never go back

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

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William Shakespeare Quotes / William Shakespeare Sayings

"[May] the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul."
--William Shakespeare

"[Thou art] a disease that must be cut away."
--William Shakespeare

"[Thou] mountain of mad flesh!"
--William Shakespeare



"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
--William Shakespeare

"A hit, a very palpable hit."
--William Shakespeare

"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
--William Shakespeare

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
Of him that makes it."
--William Shakespeare

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, Never in the tongue of him that makes it."
--William Shakespeare

"A kind
Of excellent dumb discourse."
--William Shakespeare

"A little more than kin, and less than kind."
--William Shakespeare

"A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
That hath a mint of phrases in his brain."
--William Shakespeare

"A peace is of the nature of a conquest; for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser."
--William Shakespeare

"A plague o' both your houses!"
--William Shakespeare

"A very ancient and fish-like smell."
--William Shakespeare

"A walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more."
--William Shakespeare

"A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain."
--William Shakespeare

"Absence doth sharpen love, presence strengthens it; the one brings fuel, the other blows it till it burns clear."
--William Shakespeare

"Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment."
--William Shakespeare

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety: other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies."
--William Shakespeare

"Alas, how love can trifle with itself!"
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy..."
--William Shakespeare

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Man
"All the world's a stage,And all the men and merely players.They have their exits and their entrances,And one man in his time plays many parts...."
--William Shakespeare

"Although the last, not least."
--William Shakespeare

"Ambition should be made of sterner stuff."
--William Shakespeare

"An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told."
--William Shakespeare

"And many strokes, though with a little axe,
Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered oak."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Jealousy
"And oft, my jealousy shapes faults that are not."
--William Shakespeare

"And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
In deepest consequence."
--William Shakespeare

"And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of."
--William Shakespeare

"And summer's lease hath all too short a date."
--William Shakespeare

"And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
--William Shakespeare

"And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything."
--William Shakespeare

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."
--William Shakespeare

"And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony."
--William Shakespeare

"April hath put a spirit of youth in everything."
--William Shakespeare

"Art made tongue-tied by authority."
--William Shakespeare

"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; They kill us for their sport."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport."
--William Shakespeare

"As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him."
--William Shakespeare

"As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words."
--William Shakespeare

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not."
--William Shakespeare

"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."
--William Shakespeare

"Be great in act, as you have been in thought."
--William Shakespeare

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
--William Shakespeare

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them."
--William Shakespeare

"Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go."
--William Shakespeare

"Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar."
--William Shakespeare

"Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?"
--William Shakespeare

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
--William Shakespeare

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."
--William Shakespeare

"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."
--William Shakespeare

"Beware the ides of March."
--William Shakespeare

"Blow winds blow and crack your cheeks."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Ingratitude
"Blow, blow thou winter wind,Thou art not so unkindAs man's ingratitude;Thy tooth is not so keen,Because thou art not seen,Although thy breath be rude."
--William Shakespeare

"Blow, blow, thou winter wind
Thou art not so unkind,
As man's ingratitude."
--William Shakespeare

"Boldness be my friend."
--William Shakespeare

"Brevity is the soul of wit."
--William Shakespeare

"But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit;
For if they could, Cupid himself would blush
To see me thus transformed to a boy."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stolen forth of holy writ,
And seem I a saint, when most I play the Devil."
--William Shakespeare

"But to my mind, though I am native here
And to the manner born, it is a custom
More honoured in the breach than the observance."
--William Shakespeare

"But when they seldom come, they wished for come."
--William Shakespeare

"But will they come when you do call for them?"
--William Shakespeare

"But, for my own part, it was Greek to me."
--William Shakespeare

"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."
--William Shakespeare

"By that sin fell the angels."
--William Shakespeare

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!"
--William Shakespeare

"Care I for the limb, the thews, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the spirit."
--William Shakespeare

"Ceremony was but devised at first to set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes, recanting goodness, sorry ere 'Tis shown; but where there is true friendship, there needs none."
--William Shakespeare

"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
--William Shakespeare

"Come not within the measure of my wrath."
--William Shakespeare

"Come unto these yellow sands,
And then take hands:
Courtsied when you have, and kiss'd
The wild waves whist."
--William Shakespeare

"Concerning God, free will and destiny: Of all that earth has been or yet may be, all that vain men imagine or believe, or hope can paint or suffering may achieve, we descanted."
--William Shakespeare

"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Conversation
"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."
--William Shakespeare

"Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man."
--William Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their deaths: The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Bravery
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Cowardice
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

"Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war."
--William Shakespeare

"Cudgel thy brains no more about it."
--William Shakespeare

"Cursed be he that moves my bones."
--William Shakespeare

"Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow's dark array, Days of absence, I am weary; She I love is far away."
--William Shakespeare

"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?"
--William Shakespeare

"Desire of having is the sin of covetousness."
--William Shakespeare

"Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose that you resolved to effect."
--William Shakespeare

"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble."
--William Shakespeare

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble"
--William Shakespeare

"Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love."
--William Shakespeare

"Et tu, Brute!"
--William Shakespeare

"Every man has business and desire,
Such as it is."
--William Shakespeare

"Every man has his fault, and honesty is his."
--William Shakespeare

"Everyone ought to bear patiently the results of his own conduct."
--William Shakespeare

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
--William Shakespeare

"Exceeds man's might: that dwells with the gods above."
--William Shakespeare

"Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,
But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again."
--William Shakespeare

"Exit, pursued by a bear."
--William Shakespeare

"Expectation is the root of all heartache."
--William Shakespeare

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
--William Shakespeare

"False face must hide what the false heart doth know."
--William Shakespeare

"Fame lulls the fever of the soul, and makes Us feel that we have grasp'd an immortality."
--William Shakespeare

"Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing."
--William Shakespeare

"Farewell, fair cruelty."
--William Shakespeare

"Fill all thy bones with aches."
--William Shakespeare

"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."
--William Shakespeare

"For aught that I could ever read,
Could ever hear by tale or history,
The course of true love never did run smooth."
--William Shakespeare

"For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men."
--William Shakespeare

"For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come."
--William Shakespeare

"For my part, it was Greek to me."
--William Shakespeare

"For they are yet ear-kissing arguments."
--William Shakespeare

"For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard..."
--William Shakespeare

"Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered."
--William Shakespeare

"Frailty, thy name is woman!"
--William Shakespeare

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones."
--William Shakespeare

"Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent."
--William Shakespeare

"From the still-vexed Bermoothes."
--William Shakespeare

"Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange."
--William Shakespeare

"Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice; take each man's censure but reserve thy judgement."
--William Shakespeare

"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice."
--William Shakespeare

"Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have Immortal longings in me."
--William Shakespeare

"Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak Whispers the o're-fraught heart, and bids it break."
--William Shakespeare

"Glory is like a circle in the water,
Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,
Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught."
--William Shakespeare

"Go to you bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."
--William Shakespeare

"Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."
--William Shakespeare

"God be prais'd, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair."
--William Shakespeare

"God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!"
--William Shakespeare

"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Humanity
"God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man."
--William Shakespeare

"Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Economy
"Have more than thou showest,Speak less than thou knowest."
--William Shakespeare

"Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest."
--William Shakespeare

"Having nothing, nothing can he lose."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Grace
"He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural."
--William Shakespeare

"He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument."
--William Shakespeare

"He hath eaten me out of house and home."
--William Shakespeare

"He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."
--William Shakespeare

"He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause."
--William Shakespeare

"He makes a swan-like end, fading in music."
--William Shakespeare

"He that dies pays all debts."
--William Shakespeare

"He that is giddy thinks the world turns round."
--William Shakespeare

"He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen,
Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all."
--William Shakespeare

"He that loves to be flattered is worthy o' the flatterer."
--William Shakespeare

"He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again."
--William Shakespeare

"He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat."
--William Shakespeare

"He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself."
--William Shakespeare

"Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself."
--William Shakespeare

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
--William Shakespeare

"Here is my journey's end, here is my butt, And very sea-mark of my utmost sail."
--William Shakespeare

"Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English."
--William Shakespeare

"Hereafter, in a better world than this,
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you."
--William Shakespeare

"His life was gentle; and the elements
So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,
And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!"
--William Shakespeare

"Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits."
--William Shakespeare

"How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world!"
--William Shakespeare

"How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good dead in a naughty world."
--William Shakespeare

"How long a time lies in one little word?"
--William Shakespeare

"How many ages hence
Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
In states unborn and accents yet unknown!"
--William Shakespeare

"How now, wit! Whither wander you?"
--William Shakespeare

"How poor are they that have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?"
--William Shakespeare

"How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees."
--William Shakespeare

"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child!"
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Ingratitude
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it isTo have a thankless child! "
--William Shakespeare

"How use doth breed a habit in a man!"
--William Shakespeare

"How use doth breed a habit in a man."
--William Shakespeare

"I am not bound to please thee with my answer."
--William Shakespeare

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers."
--William Shakespeare

"I am not merry; but I do beguile
The thing I am, by seeming otherwise."
--William Shakespeare

"I bear a charmed life."
--William Shakespeare

"I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable."
--William Shakespeare

"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is."
--William Shakespeare

"I count myselt in nothing else so happy As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends."
--William Shakespeare

"I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Independence
"I do desire we may be better strangers. "
--William Shakespeare

"I dote on his very absence."
--William Shakespeare

"I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience."
--William Shakespeare

"I hate ingratitude more in a man
than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
inhabits our frail blood."
--William Shakespeare

"I have
Immortal longings in me."
--William Shakespeare

"I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another."
--William Shakespeare

"I have no other but a woman's reason:
I think him so, because I think him so."
--William Shakespeare

"I have not slept one wink."
--William Shakespeare

"I met a fool i' the forest,
A motley fool."
--William Shakespeare

"I must be cruel only to be kind;
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."
--William Shakespeare

"I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."
--William Shakespeare

"I pray thee cease thy counsel,
Which falls into mine ears as profitless
as water in a sieve."
--William Shakespeare

"I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field, where I may think the remnant of my thoughts in peace, and part of this body and my soul with contemplation and devout desires."
--William Shakespeare

"I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart."
--William Shakespeare

"I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I."
--William Shakespeare

"I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet."
--William Shakespeare

"I try to forget what happiness was, and when that don't work, I study the stars."
--William Shakespeare

"I understand a fury in your words,
But not the words."
--William Shakespeare

"I was adored once too."
--William Shakespeare

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."
--William Shakespeare

"I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently."
--William Shakespeare

"I will be free, even to the uttermost, as I please, in words."
--William Shakespeare

"I will make a Star-chamber matter of it."
--William Shakespeare

"I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort Courteous; the second, the Quip Modest; the third, the Reply Churlish; the fourth, the Reproof Valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck Quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with Circumstance; the seventh, the Lie Direct."
--William Shakespeare

"I will praise any man that will praise me."
--William Shakespeare

"I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at."
--William Shakespeare

"I wish you well and so I take my leave,
I Pray you know me when we meet again."
--William Shakespeare

"I would fain die a dry death."
--William Shakespeare

"I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated
To closeness and the bettering of my mind."
--William Shakespeare

"If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work."
--William Shakespeare

"If all the year were playing holidays; To sport would be as tedious as to work."
--William Shakespeare

"If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul."
--William Shakespeare

"If music be the food of love, play on."
--William Shakespeare

"If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt."
--William Shakespeare

"If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
--William Shakespeare

"If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor."
--William Shakespeare

"If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me."
--William Shakespeare

"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
--William Shakespeare

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?"
--William Shakespeare

"If you want to win anything - a race, your self, your life - you have to go a little berserk."
--William Shakespeare

"Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven."
--William Shakespeare

"Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word."
--William Shakespeare

"In a false quarrel there is no true valor."
--William Shakespeare

"In a false quarrel there is no true valour."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Procrastination
"In delay there lies no plenty."
--William Shakespeare

"In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility."
--William Shakespeare

"In time we hate that which we often fear."
--William Shakespeare

"Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?"
--William Shakespeare

"Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts."
--William Shakespeare

"It is a custom. More honored in the breach than the observance."
--William Shakespeare

"It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love."
--William Shakespeare

"It is a wise father that knows his own child"
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Children
"It is a wise father that knows his own child."
--William Shakespeare

"It is not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Fate And Destiny
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."
--William Shakespeare

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves."
--William Shakespeare

"It is the bright day that brings forth the adder, and that craves wary walking."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Vow
"It is the purpose that makes strong the vow; But vows to every purpose must not hold."
--William Shakespeare

"It provokes the desire but it take away the performance."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Language
"It was greek to me."
--William Shakespeare

"It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Jesting, Jokes
"Jesters do oft prove prophets."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Journey
"Journeys end in lovers' meeting,Every wise man's son doth know."
--William Shakespeare

"Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me
From mine own library with volumes that
I prize above my dukedom."
--William Shakespeare

"Lady you berefit me of all words,
Only my blood speaks to you in my veins,
And there is such confusion in my powers."
--William Shakespeare

"Lawless are they that make their wills their law."
--William Shakespeare

"Lay on, Macduff,
And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!""
--William Shakespeare

"Leave her to heaven
And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
To prick and sting her."
--William Shakespeare

"Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent."
--William Shakespeare

"Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course."
--William Shakespeare

"Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous."
--William Shakespeare

"Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments: love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds."
--William Shakespeare

"Let no such man be trusted."
--William Shakespeare

"Life every man holds dear; but the dear man holds honor far more precious dear than life."
--William Shakespeare

"Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Life
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor playerThat struts and frets his hour upon the stageAnd then is heard no more; it is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying nothing."
--William Shakespeare

"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
--William Shakespeare

"Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end."
--William Shakespeare

"Like one
Who having into truth, by telling of it,
Made such a sinner of his memory,
To credit his own lie."
--William Shakespeare

"Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!"
--William Shakespeare

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
--William Shakespeare

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
--William Shakespeare

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none."
--William Shakespeare

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."
--William Shakespeare

"Love is a spirit of all compact of fire."
--William Shakespeare

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
--William Shakespeare

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind."
--William Shakespeare

"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better"
--William Shakespeare

"Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better."
--William Shakespeare

"Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine."
--William Shakespeare

"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
--William Shakespeare

"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."
--William Shakespeare

"Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives."
--William Shakespeare

"Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings."
--William Shakespeare

"Men shut their doors against a setting sun."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Vow
"Men's vows are women's traitors!"
--William Shakespeare

"Merrily, merrily shall I live now,
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough."
--William Shakespeare

"Mind your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes."
--William Shakespeare

"Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done."
--William Shakespeare

"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Doubt
"Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise."
--William Shakespeare

"Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on to sin in loving virtue."
--William Shakespeare

"My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly."
--William Shakespeare

"My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy."
--William Shakespeare

"My library
Was dukedom large enough."
--William Shakespeare

"My library was dukedom large enough."
--William Shakespeare

"My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Human Nature
"My nature is subdued to what it works in, like the dyer's hand."
--William Shakespeare

"My pride fell with my fortunes."
--William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment."
--William Shakespeare

"My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
--William Shakespeare

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be."
--William Shakespeare

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend; And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry [economy]."
--William Shakespeare


"[May] the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul."
--William Shakespeare "[Thou art] a disease that must be cut away."
--William Shakespeare

"[Thou] mountain of mad flesh!"
--William Shakespeare

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
--William Shakespeare

"A hit, a very palpable hit."
--William Shakespeare

"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
--William Shakespeare

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
Of him that makes it."
--William Shakespeare

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, Never in the tongue of him that makes it."
--William Shakespeare

"A kind
Of excellent dumb discourse."
--William Shakespeare

"A little more than kin, and less than kind."
--William Shakespeare

"A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
That hath a mint of phrases in his brain."
--William Shakespeare

"A peace is of the nature of a conquest; for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser."
--William Shakespeare

"A plague o' both your houses!"
--William Shakespeare

"A very ancient and fish-like smell."
--William Shakespeare

"A walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more."
--William Shakespeare

"A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain."
--William Shakespeare

"Absence doth sharpen love, presence strengthens it; the one brings fuel, the other blows it till it burns clear."
--William Shakespeare

"Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment."
--William Shakespeare

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety: other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies."
--William Shakespeare

"Alas, how love can trifle with itself!"
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy..."
--William Shakespeare

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Man
"All the world's a stage,And all the men and merely players.They have their exits and their entrances,And one man in his time plays many parts...."
--William Shakespeare

"Although the last, not least."
--William Shakespeare

"Ambition should be made of sterner stuff."
--William Shakespeare

"An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told."
--William Shakespeare

"And many strokes, though with a little axe,
Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered oak."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Jealousy
"And oft, my jealousy shapes faults that are not."
--William Shakespeare

"And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
In deepest consequence."
--William Shakespeare

"And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of."
--William Shakespeare

"And summer's lease hath all too short a date."
--William Shakespeare

"And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
--William Shakespeare

"And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything."
--William Shakespeare

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."
--William Shakespeare

"And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony."
--William Shakespeare

"April hath put a spirit of youth in everything."
--William Shakespeare

"Art made tongue-tied by authority."
--William Shakespeare

"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; They kill us for their sport."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport."
--William Shakespeare

"As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him."
--William Shakespeare

"As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words."
--William Shakespeare

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not."
--William Shakespeare

"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."
--William Shakespeare

"Be great in act, as you have been in thought."
--William Shakespeare

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
--William Shakespeare

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them."
--William Shakespeare

"Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go."
--William Shakespeare

"Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar."
--William Shakespeare

"Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?"
--William Shakespeare

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
--William Shakespeare

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."
--William Shakespeare

"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."
--William Shakespeare

"Beware the ides of March."
--William Shakespeare

"Blow winds blow and crack your cheeks."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Ingratitude
"Blow, blow thou winter wind,Thou art not so unkindAs man's ingratitude;Thy tooth is not so keen,Because thou art not seen,Although thy breath be rude."
--William Shakespeare

"Blow, blow, thou winter wind
Thou art not so unkind,
As man's ingratitude."
--William Shakespeare

"Boldness be my friend."
--William Shakespeare

"Brevity is the soul of wit."
--William Shakespeare

"But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit;
For if they could, Cupid himself would blush
To see me thus transformed to a boy."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Literary
"But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stolen forth of holy writ,
And seem I a saint, when most I play the Devil."
--William Shakespeare

"But to my mind, though I am native here
And to the manner born, it is a custom
More honoured in the breach than the observance."
--William Shakespeare

"But when they seldom come, they wished for come."
--William Shakespeare

"But will they come when you do call for them?"
--William Shakespeare

"But, for my own part, it was Greek to me."
--William Shakespeare

"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."
--William Shakespeare

"By that sin fell the angels."
--William Shakespeare

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!"
--William Shakespeare

"Care I for the limb, the thews, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the spirit."
--William Shakespeare

"Ceremony was but devised at first to set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes, recanting goodness, sorry ere 'Tis shown; but where there is true friendship, there needs none."
--William Shakespeare

"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
--William Shakespeare

"Come not within the measure of my wrath."
--William Shakespeare

"Come unto these yellow sands,
And then take hands:
Courtsied when you have, and kiss'd
The wild waves whist."
--William Shakespeare

"Concerning God, free will and destiny: Of all that earth has been or yet may be, all that vain men imagine or believe, or hope can paint or suffering may achieve, we descanted."
--William Shakespeare

"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Conversation
"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."
--William Shakespeare

"Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man."
--William Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their deaths: The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Bravery
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

Topic: Cowardice
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once."
--William Shakespeare

"Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war."
--William Shakespeare

"Cudgel thy brains no more about it."
--William Shakespeare

"Cursed be he that moves my bones."
--William Shakespeare

"Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow's dark array, Days of absence, I am weary; She I love is far away."
--William Shakespeare

"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?"
--William Shakespeare

"Desire of having is the sin of covetousness."
--William Shakespeare

"Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose that you resolved to effect."
--William Shakespeare

"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble."
--William Shakespeare

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble"
--William Shakespeare

"Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love."
--William Shakespeare

"Et tu, Brute!"
--William Shakespeare

"Every man has business and desire,
Such as it is."
--William Shakespeare

"Every man has his fault, and honesty is his."
--William Shakespeare

"Everyone ought to bear patiently the results of his own conduct."
--William Shakespeare

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
--William Shakespeare

"Exceeds man's might: that dwells with the gods above."
--William Shakespeare

"Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,
But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again."
--William Shakespeare

"Exit, pursued by a bear."
--William Shakespeare

"Expectation is the root of all heartache."
--William Shakespeare

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
--William Shakespeare

"False face must hide what the false heart doth know."
--William Shakespeare

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Mahatma Gandhi Quotes / Mahatma Gandhi Sayings

A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Love
"A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Vow
"A vow is fixed and unalterable determination to do a thing, when such a determination is related to something noble which can only uplift the man who makes the resolve."
--Mahatma Gandhi



Topic: Crime
"All crime is a kind of disease and should be treated as such."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Gun Control
"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Be the change you want to see in the world."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Cowardice
"Cowards can never be moral."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Culture
"Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Cowardice
"Fear has its use but cowardice has none."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Freedom
"Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Government
"Good government is no substitute for self-government."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Happiness
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Hate the sin and love the sinner."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Difference
"Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Inheritance
"I have also seen children successfully surmounting the effects of an evil inheritance. That is due to purity being an inherent attribute of the soul. "
--Mahatma Gandhi

"I have endeavored to show that there is no real service of humanity in the profession [of medicine] and that it is injurious to mankind."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"I offer you peace. I offer you love . I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I hear your need. I feel your feelings My wisdom flows from the Highest Source. I salute that Source in you. Let us work together for unity and love."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"I think it would be a good idea."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"I want freedom for the full expression on my personality."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Humor
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"If you don't ask, you don't get."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness"
--Mahatma Gandhi

"In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in an clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Force
"In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone to believe that any one else could possibly reject the law of the final supremacy of brute force."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Quality
"It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Wisdom
"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Life
"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Culture
"No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Self-Control
"Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the heaviest odds."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Permanent good can never be the outcome of untruth and violence."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Vow
"Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Prayer
"Prayer is a confession of one's own unworthiness and weakness."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Prayer
"Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: President
"President means chief servant."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Idleness
"Purity of mind and idleness are incompatible. "
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Will
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Self-Confidence
"The history of the world is full of men who rose to leadership, by sheer force of self-confidence, bravery and tenacity."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Sacrifice
"The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats' teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Conscience
"The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Forgiveness
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Worry
"There is nothing that wastes the body like worry, and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Unity
"Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?"
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall - think of it, ALWAYS."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love"
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Love
"Where there is love there is life."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Progress
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
--Mahatma Gandhi

Topic: Vow
"Your capacity to keep your vow will depend on the purity of your life."
--Mahatma Gandhi

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Mother Teresa Quotes / Mother Teresa Sayings

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies."
--Mother Teresa

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat."
--Mother Teresa

"Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired."
--Mother Teresa



"Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person."
--Mother Teresa

"Each one of them is Jesus in disguise."
--Mother Teresa

"Everybody today seems to be in such a terrible rush, anxious for greater developments and greater riches and so on, so that children have very little time for their parents. Parents have very little time for each other, and in the home begins the disruption of peace of the world."
--Mother Teresa

"Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."
--Mother Teresa

"God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try."
--Mother Teresa

"Good works are links that form a chain of love."
--Mother Teresa

"I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world."
--Mother Teresa

"I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don't know that when we die and it comes time for God to judge us, he will NOT ask, How many good things have you done in your life?, rather he will ask, How much LOVE did you put into what you did?"
--Mother Teresa

"I do not pray for success, I ask for faithfulness."
--Mother Teresa

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."
--Mother Teresa

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
--Mother Teresa

Topic: Kindness
"I prefer you to make mistakes in kindness than work miracles in unkindness."
--Mother Teresa

"I think I'm more difficult than critical."
--Mother Teresa

"I try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds; yet I willingly cure him for the love of God."
--Mother Teresa

"I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?"
--Mother Teresa

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other."
--Mother Teresa

"If we want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it."
--Mother Teresa

"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."
--Mother Teresa

"If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it."
--Mother Teresa

"In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love"
--Mother Teresa

"Intense love does not measure, it just gives."
--Mother Teresa

"It is a kingly act to assist the fallen."
--Mother Teresa

"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."
--Mother Teresa

"It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our own home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start."
--Mother Teresa

"It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters."
--Mother Teresa

"Jesus said love one another. He didn't say love the whole world."
--Mother Teresa

Topic: Joy
"Joy is a net of love by which yo can catch souls."
--Mother Teresa

"Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls."
--Mother Teresa

"Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls."
--Mother Teresa

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."
--Mother Teresa

"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier."
--Mother Teresa

"Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love."
--Mother Teresa

"Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family."
--Mother Teresa

"Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - the rest will be given."
--Mother Teresa

"Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go."
--Mother Teresa

"Let us touch the dying, the poor, the lonely and the unwanted according to the graces we have received and let us not be ashamed or slow to do the humble work."
--Mother Teresa

Topic: Loneliness
"Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty."
--Mother Teresa

"Loneliness is the most terrible poverty."
--Mother Teresa

"Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do... but how much love we put in that action."
--Mother Teresa

"Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home."
--Mother Teresa

"Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand."
--Mother Teresa

"Many people mistake our work for our vocation. Our vocation is the love of Jesus."
--Mother Teresa

"One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody."
--Mother Teresa

"Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself. Only in heaven will we see how much we owe to the poor for helping us to love God better because of them."
--Mother Teresa

"Peace begins with a smile."
--Mother Teresa

"People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway."
--Mother Teresa

"So many signatures for such a small heart."
--Mother Teresa

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier."
--Mother Teresa

"Sweetest Lord, make me appreciative of the dignity of my high vocation, and its many responsibilities. Never permit me to disgrace it by giving way to coldness, unkindness, or impatience."
--Mother Teresa

"The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted."
--Mother Teresa

"The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There is nothing between."
--Mother Teresa

"The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread."
--Mother Teresa

"The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it."
--Mother Teresa

"The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved."
--Mother Teresa

"The success of love is in the loving - it is not in the result of loving. Of course it is natural in love to want the best for the other person, but whether it turns out that way or not does not determine the value of what we have done."
--Mother Teresa

"There is always the danger that we may just do the work for the sake of the work. This is where the respect and the love and the devotion come in - that we do it to God, to Christ, and that's why we try to do it as beautifully as possible."
--Mother Teresa

"There is more hunger in the world for love and appreciation in this world than for bread."
--Mother Teresa

"There must be a reason why some people can afford to live well. They must have worked for it. I only feel angry when I see waste. When I see people throwing away things that we could use."
--Mother Teresa

"There should be less talk; a preaching point is not a meeting point. What do you do then? Take a broom and clean someone's house. That says enough."
--Mother Teresa

Topic: Help
"To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it."
--Mother Teresa

"We are all pencils in the hand of God."
--Mother Teresa

"We can do no great things, only small things with great love."
--Mother Teresa

"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."
--Mother Teresa

"We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop."
--Mother Teresa

"We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do."
--Mother Teresa

"We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty."
--Mother Teresa

"We, the unwilling,led by the unknowing,are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much,for so long,with so little,we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."
--Mother Teresa

"Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness."
--Mother Teresa

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Mark Twain Quotes / Mark Twain Sayings

Topic: Reading
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Conversation
"A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation."
--Mark Twain

"A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs."
--Mark Twain



"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
--Mark Twain

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
--Mark Twain

"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Knowledge
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
--Mark Twain

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Knowledge
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn by no other way."
--Mark Twain

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
--Mark Twain

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."
--Mark Twain

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
--Mark Twain

"A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape."
--Mark Twain

"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often"
--Mark Twain

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."
--Mark Twain

"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
--Mark Twain

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
--Mark Twain

"All generalizations are false, including this one."
--Mark Twain

"All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Death
"All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Man
"All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't be any worse."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Success
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure."
--Mark Twain

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
--Mark Twain

"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure."
--Mark Twain

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
--Mark Twain

"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
--Mark Twain

"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
--Mark Twain

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Rights
"Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
--Mark Twain

"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
--Mark Twain

"An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect."
--Mark Twain

"An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before."
--Mark Twain

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
--Mark Twain

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Impossibility
"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. "
--Mark Twain

"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
--Mark Twain

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Dress
"Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul."
--Mark Twain

"Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Loneliness
"Be good and you will be lonely."
--Mark Twain

"Better a broken promise than none at all."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Literature
"Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of a man -- the biography of the man himself cannot be written."
--Mark Twain

"Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written."
--Mark Twain

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
--Mark Twain

"By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean."
--Mark Twain

"By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean."
--Mark Twain

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Civilization
"Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities."
--Mark Twain

"Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities."
--Mark Twain

"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."
--Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
--Mark Twain

"Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it."
--Mark Twain

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."
--Mark Twain

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Courage
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear."
--Mark Twain

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
--Mark Twain

"Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out."
--Mark Twain

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
--Mark Twain

"Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."
--Mark Twain

"Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."
--Mark Twain

"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
--Mark Twain

"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain."
--Mark Twain

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
--Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
--Mark Twain

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Illusion
"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. "
--Mark Twain

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
--Mark Twain

"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
--Mark Twain

"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish."
--Mark Twain

"'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me."
--Mark Twain

"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it."
--Mark Twain

"Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty of contenting his spirit, the duty of making himself agreeable to himself."
--Mark Twain

"Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let me label you as they may."
--Mark Twain

"Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Rest
"Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit; well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands."
--Mark Twain

"Etiquette requires us to admire the human race."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Personality
"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
--Mark Twain

"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold."
--Mark Twain

"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
--Mark Twain

"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."
--Mark Twain

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
--Mark Twain

"Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Familiarity
"Familiarity breeds contempt--and children."
--Mark Twain

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
--Mark Twain

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
--Mark Twain

"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't."
--Mark Twain

"First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards."
--Mark Twain

"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Fortune
"Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her."
--Mark Twain

"From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any first and foremost object but one - to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for himself."
--Mark Twain

"George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Facts
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
--Mark Twain

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
--Mark Twain

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
--Mark Twain

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
--Mark Twain

"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
--Mark Twain

"Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Golf
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
--Mark Twain

"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."
--Mark Twain

"Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."
--Mark Twain

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
--Mark Twain

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Happiness
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
--Mark Twain

"Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
--Mark Twain

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Joy
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Habit
"Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time."
--Mark Twain

"Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Custom
"Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom."
--Mark Twain

"He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain."
--Mark Twain

"He is now rising from affluence to poverty."
--Mark Twain

"He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Heaven
"Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
--Mark Twain

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
--Mark Twain

"Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made man is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain."
--Mark Twain

Topic: History
"History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably."
--Mark Twain

"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Honesty
"Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it."
--Mark Twain

"How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it."
--Mark Twain

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
--Mark Twain

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
--Mark Twain

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
--Mark Twain

"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
--Mark Twain

"I am different from Washington. I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't."
--Mark Twain

"I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further."
--Mark Twain

"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts."
--Mark Twain

"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Praise
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
--Mark Twain

"I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want."
--Mark Twain

"I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Law
"I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Soldier
"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating."
--Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
--Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."
--Mark Twain

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Work
"I do not like work even when someone else does it."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Prayer
"I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer."
--Mark Twain

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Heaven
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell--you see, I have friends in both places."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Mind
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
--Mark Twain

"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Compliment
"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I alwaysfeel that they have not said enough."
--Mark Twain

"I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me."
--Mark Twain

"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."
--Mark Twain

"I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time."
--Mark Twain

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education"
--Mark Twain

Topic: Education
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
--Mark Twain

"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."
--Mark Twain

"I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse."
--Mark Twain

"I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping."
--Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Education
"I never let schooling interfere with my education."
--Mark Twain

"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
--Mark Twain

"I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception."
--Mark Twain

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
--Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."
--Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Ignorance
"I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it."
--Mark Twain

"Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own."
--Mark Twain

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
--Mark Twain

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
--Mark Twain

"If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Compliment
"If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Weather
"If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes."
--Mark Twain

"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."
--Mark Twain

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the difference between dog and man."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Gratitude
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
--Mark Twain

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man"
--Mark Twain

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything"
--Mark Twain

Topic: Truth
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Truth
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
--Mark Twain

"Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use."
--Mark Twain

"In a museum in Havana there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, ?one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.?"
--Mark Twain

"In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?"
--Mark Twain

"In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer."
--Mark Twain

"In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Travel
"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in Fench; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."
--Mark Twain

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language."
--Mark Twain

"In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination."
--Mark Twain

"In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities."
--Mark Twain

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain

"In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that."
--Mark Twain

"In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours."
--Mark Twain

"India has 2,000,000 gods, and worships them all. In religion, other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire."
--Mark Twain

"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."
--Mark Twain

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
--Mark Twain

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
--Mark Twain

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Manners
"It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Youth
"It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Honor
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."
--Mark Twain

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."
--Mark Twain

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
--Mark Twain

"It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected."
--Mark Twain

"It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either."
--Mark Twain

"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Prudence
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either."
--Mark Twain

"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Emotion
"It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Temptation
"It is easier to stay out than get out."
--Mark Twain

"It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time."
--Mark Twain

"It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."
--Mark Twain

"It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Opinion
"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Injury
"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you."
--Mark Twain

"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you."
--Mark Twain

"It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term."
--Mark Twain

"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Speech
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
--Mark Twain

"It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race."
--Mark Twain

"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."
--Mark Twain

"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
--Mark Twain

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."
--Mark Twain

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
--Mark Twain

"I've lived a long life and seen a lot of hard times...most of which never happened."
--Mark Twain

"I've never let my school interfere with my education."
--Mark Twain

"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."
--Mark Twain

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
--Mark Twain

"Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great."
--Mark Twain

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
--Mark Twain

Topic: King
"Kings is mostly rapscallions."
--Mark Twain

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
--Mark Twain

"Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment."
--Mark Twain

"Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Superstition
"Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either."
--Mark Twain

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Flattery
"Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed."
--Mark Twain

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
--Mark Twain

"Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.""
--Mark Twain

Topic: Life
"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
--Mark Twain

"Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head"
--Mark Twain

"Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Life
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
--Mark Twain

"Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."
--Mark Twain

"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century."
--Mark Twain

"Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Mark Twain

"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."
--Mark Twain

"Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
--Mark Twain

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Blush
"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Creativity
"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
--Mark Twain

"Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied."
--Mark Twain

"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising."
--Mark Twain

"Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Modesty
"Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born."
--Mark Twain

"Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Bible
"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Truth
"Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Books
"My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine--everybody drinks water."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Country
"My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death."
--Mark Twain

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
--Mark Twain

"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."
--Mark Twain

"Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson."
--Mark Twain

"Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them."
--Mark Twain

"Necessity is the mother of taking chances."
--Mark Twain

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
--Mark Twain

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Truth
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
--Mark Twain

"No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon."
--Mark Twain

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid."
--Mark Twain

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
--Mark Twain

"Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Reform
"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits."
--Mark Twain

"October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February."
--Mark Twain

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
--Mark Twain

"Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again."
--Mark Twain

"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Soul
"One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it--they also believed the world was flat."
--Mark Twain

"One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
--Mark Twain

"Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth."
--Mark Twain

"Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we.""
--Mark Twain

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
--Mark Twain

"Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else."
--Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
--Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
--Mark Twain

"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about."
--Mark Twain

"Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels."
--Mark Twain

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author"
--Mark Twain

Topic: Belief
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed."
--Mark Twain

"Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks."
--Mark Twain

Topic: Prosperity
"Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know."
--Mark Twain

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

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