I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for the sharks
If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute, Humorous
My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I don’t talk to myself anymore
Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume
Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
When I Walk In The Room All The guys Look In My Direction... But Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Perfection
Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
Why is it i must climb thousands of mountains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
Friends are 4ever, Guyz are whatever, When worst comez 2 worst, My girlz come 1st
Flirting isn't a sin... it's a hobby
Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer?
Once you go black you never go back
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for the sharks
If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute, Humorous
My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I don’t talk to myself anymore
Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume
Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
When I Walk In The Room All The guys Look In My Direction... But Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Perfection
Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
Why is it i must climb thousands of mountains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
Friends are 4ever, Guyz are whatever, When worst comez 2 worst, My girlz come 1st
Flirting isn't a sin... it's a hobby
Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer?
Once you go black you never go back
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
